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Spam mail with variety

Now here goes the newest Spam mail (at least it hasn’t reached my Inbox up to today).
At least it varies from the usual Spam with pity seeking people.

Hi,
I am SSG Dewayne Pittman, an active American soldier serving in Iraq, I am serving in the military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq, as our mission here is highly exclusive due to insurgents everyday and car bombs are attacking our peaceful mission here.

We managed to secure funds from the war zone. The total amount is US$ 12 Million dollars in cash. We want to move this money out of this place,this place is a war zone, so that you may keep our share for us till when we will come over to meet you.We will take 70%, my partner and I.You take 30%. No strings attached, just help us move it out of Iraq, Iraq is a war zone. We plan on using diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in a large box, using diplomatic immunity.

If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to find a good partner that we can trust and that will assist us. Can I trust you? When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your
most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication also your contact details. This business is risk free. The box can be shipped out in 48hrs if you want to handle the deal with us as brothers.

Respectfully,
SSG Dewayne Pittman
d_pittman98547@cantv.net


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by NicoleB
2009-06-23. 06:21:32. 283 words, 152 views. Categories: *Life - Leben , 10 comments »Send a trackback »

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Comment from: Megan [Visitor] Email · http://www.snowcoveredhills.com
My favourite, by far, was "I'll give you a pearl necklace if you blog about it".

I'm not sure if "pearl necklace" has the same slang connotations on your side of the world as it does in North America, but I turned him down. :)

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2009-06-23 @ 08:32
Comment from: quilly [Visitor] Email · http://quilldancer.com
Well, so far I've received nothing really exotic, but for some reason Spammers seem to think I am male and I get a lot of offers to by this, that, or some other thing to enlarge my penis. The offers claim they work miracles and in my case I'm afraid they'd have to ......

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2009-06-23 @ 09:17
Comment from: quilly [Visitor] Email · http://quilldancer.com
buy

duh -- I do know the difference -- usually.

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2009-06-23 @ 09:17
Comment from: Thom [Visitor] Email · http://tp4ww.com
Thank goodness Gmail takes care of most of this kind of crap :)

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2009-06-23 @ 10:12
Comment from: NicoleB [Member] Email · http://nicoleb.org
@Megan - now THAT is really something new. But I'm afraid that slang doesn't translate over here.
Haven't heard that term before :)

@quilly - those usually go right in my spam folder without me noticing, thank goodness ;)

@Thom - I have g-mail too, but on this blog I use my host address.
I guess a few people have figured out to send mails via blog now. Oh well. Doesn't bug me yet.
They are marked as spam from my host, but end up in my Inbox since all goes to my gmail in the end :)
2009-06-23 @ 10:36
Comment from: BLOGitse [Visitor] Email · http://BLOGitse.blogspot.com
Best Spam - I don't read them! don't know!
Have a goooooog Tuesday! :yes:
2009-06-23 @ 12:23
Comment from: Senioren-lobby [Visitor] Email · http://senioren-lobby.blogspot.com
Ach herjeh! Da könnte ich so viele aufzählen. Die Spams nerven einfach nur. Da ist es schon gut, dass sie bei mir separiert werden udn ich sie mit einem Husch immer gleich löschen kann...
Sei lieb gegrüßt und Jouir la vie
Kvelli

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2009-06-23 @ 12:25
Comment from: Scriber's Web [Visitor] Email · http://scribersweb.blogspot.com/
Interesting. I keep getting emails from bored russian girls. Of course I forward them all to Mythos:)

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2009-06-23 @ 14:26
Comment from: quilly [Visitor] Email · http://quilldancer.com
Hey! I got a letter from Prince Charles this morning telling me he'd received a secret inheritance his mum knew nothing about and he didn't want her finding out, so for 40% would I help him collect it? It seems he got my name from a mutual (unnamed) friend who praised my discretion and honesty! What do you think? Should I answer it? ;)

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2009-06-23 @ 18:43
Comment from: NicoleB [Member] Email · http://nicoleb.org
Geht bei mir normal auch seperat, Kvelli. Nur die, die von meiner Blogadresse kommen, die sind zwar spam markiert, kommen aber in die inbox.
Halb so wild :)

Good idea, Scriber :D

Yes, quilly, you should. That one could be for real!

:))
2009-06-23 @ 18:54

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